Monday, July 30, 2012

Olympic Fever

It's like a disease and I love it! The Olympics are in full swing and our house had the games on during all waking hours. Dan and I fast forwarded through the cycling and men's volleyball and fencing and I didn't even bother with boxing, though I do root for the young American guy that is helping his family pay the bills through his sponsorships-Go that guy! And when it comes to swimming we were being hard core about it and watching them start to finish but we have come to find that if the race is over 100 meters we will fast forward to the end to see if the USA competitor metaled. No USA athelete, no watchy. 

Our new favs:

Sync diving-did you see any of that?! It was amazing-The USA girls got silver! 


Women's volleyball...if Missy May Trainer is playing


Archery-Dan has decided the next family Olympics will include this sport-"I'm Katniss!"
Jennifer Nichols o - Olympics Day 2 - Archery


GYMNASTICS-Always a crowd pleaser. Super obsessed-Geaux Gabby!!


Rowing was pretty cool. Joan let me know last night we are all going to Austin to train. Pack your bags family. I let her know my trainer told me I was his best rower so she is going to want me on her team. 


Shooting was great since the USA women, Rhode, shot 99/100. Gold...Fa sho. She was amazing and she looked like a normal person. I DO have a shot gun. Maybe you'll see me in Rio for 2016. Just sayin (Rhode is now, I believe, a five time Olympian, so maybe you wont see me in Rio). 


Sync Swim starts this coming Sunday morning at 9am Central time. Nerd alert: Will you watch it and support Mary and  Mariya with me? :) This is a pic from Mary's blog showing them at the Opening Ceremony. the girls on the far left and right are the swimmers. The girl in the middle is Sanya Richards-Ross who runs track and field, including the 400 meter.


Below is a link to Mary's blog. You can tell she is pretty funny by the way she writes. She is new to blogging, like me, and she is getting good. 


Thursday, July 26, 2012

Saturday Night in Death Valley













I'm getting chills thinking about this season. There's nothing like a team with a national sized chip on their shoulders. These are for you, Mom and Dad. Mom, don't get all sentimental and cry.






Monday, July 23, 2012

You're my boy, BLUE!!!

I finally painted the red wall in our living room and I am sooooo excited it worked out. It feels more like OUR house rather than the previous owners. I had been on the hunt for the right blue for months now. I collected swatches, stalked houzz.com, searched Pinterest, etc, etc...It was on Pinterest when I saw the picture below and it was made certain in my mind that I was on the right track. I had been wanting to do accents of chartruese or mustard yellow with a big blue wall for a long time now. The wall behind the TV had about four different blues on it for weeks while I was testing shades. I finally found my "navy blue, but still blue-blue, but not black color" lol.






Here we are at the half way point. This was a real opportunity to show my Texas pride. I could have used primer to paint a huge Texas Star on the left behind the TV and then paint white on top of half of the red. Can you imagine Dan's face walking in to see that?! hahahahaha If I had gone through with it, though, I would not have changed it. Seriously. 




We did laundry again as you can see on the blue chair. No Tostitos this time, poor Lily. To see what I am talking about click Here




I still have the painstaking job of painting the second coat of "cutting the edge" (or whatever you call using a tiny paintbrush because you're a perfectionist about edges) on top right wall with the blue.
Where's Waldo/Lily? Camo dog, for sure.


Almost finished product! I'm thinking the next living room project will be to disassemble the fans and refinish them with a dark rubbed bronze color. And new glass cone thingies. The rubbed bronze will match all the other metal in the house....oh. nope. I would still have to refinish all the door knobs. Booooo. 



Next up, throw pillows to bring it all together. I love the yellow in the elephant picture up top. I want to stick to my guns, but perhaps that won't work with the cobblestone fireplace. The house is too country to pull off such a bold color pairing.  The pillows below from Pottery Barn bring me new inspiration. I mean we still have saloon doors in the house. 

Ferada Kilim Pillow Covers



Friday, July 20, 2012

ONE WEEK!!!

Olympic Flame takes to the water in rowing boat

One week until the opening ceremony for the 2012 London Olympics!! I'm gunna make Dan wear a beret with me like the athletes! How American?! (joke).  The picture above was taken today from the torch relay. This torch bearer has the best job. Standing in a boat. 

My fav summer sport, sync swim, team's schedule: Sunday August 5th at 3pm (I think that's 9am here?), Monday the 6th at 3pm, Tuesday the 7th at 3pm (London time is 6 hours ahead of us in Central time) 

Below is a link to the entire Olympic schedule. 

Post a comment below and tell me what sport you're most looking forward to see at the games!!

Thursday, July 19, 2012

I Do Your Nail

One of my favorite past times is doing my nails. It's my thang. I have wasted countless hours of my life perfecting this hobby. I am even quite decent at painting with my left hand, if I do say so myself. I think what I most enjoy about it is carving out the time to do this. I can't pause and start something else in the middle of this. Mono-tasking only. Friends in the sorority house got it; if you have wet nails it means you are stuck, don't even try and get off your bed because naturally you will ruin everything you have just worked for. "Oh hey Fike, can you...oh you're doing your nails, never mind".   And now Dan gets it. Nails are happening, I cannot be bothered. 

Pinterest has been a fun outlet for new design ideas. Below is a successful mission for adding real glitter to the wet nails. A week later I was bored with it and took it off. 


Last Easter I put a duck in my nail. I have a collection of silly little doo-dads like the duck. They came (fo' free-ninety-nine!!) with the UV light I bought last year. So far I have used the duck, shown below, and two butterflies when I did my friend Celia's nails for her late birthday present last month.



Maybe one day I will be a nail tech. That'd be pretty awesome. A coworker of mine had her own nail business years ago. She hustled. If an appointment was late she would call them and either pressure them to get on their game or she would reschedule to make sure she got the business. I'm not sure I will be that intense but her work ethic inspiring. 




Monday, July 16, 2012

This Man's Best Friend

Yesterday Dan had a revelation. He looked over at lily taking up a third of the couch and said, "That is a BIG dog" (Well yea, welcome to reality lol). He said he still sees her as the small puppy he got years ago. They are so sweet together. Lily shares her fourth Birthday with Brenner this November. We can't imagine life without her.




This is video of Lily and I hanging out at the time when Dan gets home in the evenings. 


Dan taught Lily these tricks back in the day. It's a fifty/fifty shot if she actually catches the treat in her mouth at the end. 


He makes her work for her treats and we get very excited when she makes a catch at the end. 

Lily's many names:
Tiger Lily-The first name she got while at college with the boys, tiger stripes and all
Lily Mae-To be used when she is being sweet, mostly in use with the Wamhoff clan and Aggie folks
Lily Mae Wamhoff- To be used when scolding her followed by a "...WHat Did YOU Doooo?"
Lily Wonka-Willy wonka was my nickname as a kid so I passed it on with a Lily spin
Willy Beans-When she toots (a play on Jelly beans)
Kitty Kitty Bang Bang-Inspired by one on Dan's favorite childhood movies Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (she is our "fine four legged friend" (Fine four fendered friend))
Bang Bang-For short when she acts cray-cray
Kitty Cat or just plain Kitty-She can act like a cat sometimes
Willy Face
Boo Boo Bang Bang
Boo Boo Kitty

God have mercy on our future children and their nicknames to come. I am bad for nicknaming my loves. 

I'm sure I have missed a few of Lily's nicknames; if you have any to add please feel free to mention them in the comment section :)



Good Bye, Moto

This past week Dan sold his motorcycle. It is the end of an era. We really only rode the thing for a year or so but kept it for another weighing the consequences. I even got my motorcycle license in case we wanted to get serious, well I really got it because what if Dan and I were riding and on a stop Dan got bit by a rattlesnake and he passed out? Who was gunna save us? ME! I hear in life-or-death situations you get stronger than you've ever been so I could totally strap unconscious Dan on the back of the bike and maneuver the 800 pound bike and us to safety. I will always keep that motorcycle license. You never know, maybe I can save a random biker one day. 

Memory Lane-pun intended.

Dan put the bike in the house for a week while cleaning it. That's how we roll. 



Mike took the bike for a joyride in the back yard with Bailey following close behind...pretty funny video.




I took my motorcycle class with Harley in Beaumont. These were the bikes were rode on. They were super fun and user friendly. I am proud to say I was the only girl in the group and the youngest, for sure. 




A picture of Dan on his last ride with that bike.



I don't think this is end of our biker days. Maybe when Dan and I go vacationing in the future we can rent motorcycles to tour the area. I want my own, though. I have control issues...when on the bike, as he will attest to. 

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Thanks and Gig' Em!





















No one has talked about what the SEC teams have to worry about when playing A&M. See the link below for what that is. It makes me very excited to see these guys step up and play ball and show everyone up...except for LSU.


"The stronger that A&M roster and team is, the stronger the conference as a whole. A stronger A&M will only forge a stronger SEC champion in future years. We all look forward to seeing what the Aggies can bring to the table".


http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1252586-texas-am-football-what-should-the-sec-fear-from-the-2012-aggie-roster















Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Keeping it in the Family-Defense

Below is a link to a video boasting LSU and Michigan State as the number one and number two defenses going into the 2012 Season. They say they are both contenders for the big game. I would love to see that match up. Fred and Greg on one side of the living room and me and my LSU football helmet on the other. Geaux Tigers!


http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1170987-debate-scariest-college-football-defense-heading-into-2012





VS.

Monday, July 9, 2012

Laundry Day


Saturday we made it our mission to do laundry and get clothes back where they belong. This meant piles of sorted, dirty clothes, about 8 loads of laundry and then a love seat covered waiting to be folded. During this time Dan and I polished off a bag of chips. Lily took the bag from there. 






Thursday, July 5, 2012

Pepe le Pew

Below are the items you will need when your dog gets skunked.

Tuesday night before The Fourth of July, Lily was let outside before bed and streaked across the yard to make a new friend. Turns out this friend was a foe. Lily took a direct hit to the face from a skunk. My dad, mom, Dan and I soon had a change in demeanor as the dog strode in the house afterwards. She made a beeline to Dad and Dan on the couch. I saw the dog's eyes were swollen shut. My mind had no clue what was going on, I probably had my mouth open. It was happening too fast for me to put it together until someone yelled "SKUNK".  Then the smell hit me. Dan got her outside and starting dousing her with water. I was probably still standing in the same spot with my mouth open. Dan wanted to get her eyes the relief they desperately needed.  He said she held her head up and took the water straight in her eyes, rinsing the acid out of them, poor baby. 

After my shocked stupor moment...My mom got me back to planet earth and we got to our phones and started Google-ing the treatment. 
1 quart hydrogen peroxide
1/4 cup or half a cup of baking soda-we eyeballed this 
1 table spoon of liquid dish soap-dawn for us

Dad went off to Walmart (it was after midnight) and got everything plus more. Mom and I stayed behind and starting working on the house. The damage was done. When the dog had come in the house the molecules of this skunk oil on her just followed her around like "Pigpen" from Charlie Brown, left her body, lifted into the house air and dropped on EVERYTHING. The couches, floors, walls...everything. I mopped the floors with ammonia and water. My mom stayed on the internet and found all kinds of ideas. We did about all of them. I took a turn while waiting for Dad to get back shoving tomato soup on the dog. I had to try the only tomato stuff we had in the house besides a real tomato (can you imagine...ME rubbing half of a real tomato on the dog? I would have done it it if was suggested). Thanks to Dan, Lily's eyes were better at this point and she licked the ground free of tomato soup while I rubbed her down. 

Then came the peroxide baths-five of them. Dan and I tag teamed. My mom and dad sat on the porch watching us like tired zombies and telling us this was a precursor to late nights with our future, hypothetical children.

For good measure, we then washed her in fabric softener per another internet suggestion. 

We set out ten solo cups with baking soda around the house. We lit every candle we owned. The smells were an awful combination but no one cared; skunk, cinnamon, rose garden, blueberry cheesecake, vanilla verbena, more skunk, vinegar, ammonia, and mango mae tai. Despite the other falvors, every time you walked from outside to inside you were slapped in the face with the skunk smell.

Nothing felt like it was working for the house. 

I was mad. I looked at that dog and thought, "how can you be so darn inquisitive, you friendly little jerk?!" Dan said we may need new carpet and couches. We both joked we need a new dog. I thought, after this dog I don't want another one ever. This is a disaster.

It was 3 am and the dog was smelling better. Her snout was still stinky because it was tough to clean as we had to be careful of her eyes with this solution but it was a drastic improvement from before.



We used white vinegar and baking soda in the spray bottle onto the old air filter to help prevent the spread of the smell to the non affected rooms. This may have just clogged the filter by cementing the trapped particles. Oh well. That works too. We keep back up air filters in the house so we switched out for a new one the next day. 

Lily was in a good enough state to sleep in her kennel in the laundry room. I got her an array of treats and put them with her in the kennel.

The day after we boiled apple cider vinegar for as long as we could stand it two different times. This seemed to help or maybe our burning eyes distracted us from the stench. 

We baked ground cinnamon spread across a baking pan at 250 in the oven for an hour then we did it all over again. That was pretty lovely actually. I may do that on a regular basis. 

I rubbed down the leather blend couches with baking soda and liquid soap. 
Every time you left the house and came back in you could smell skunk but after a few seconds it went away. This lessened as the day went on. 

It was the fourth so we were going to celebrate no matter.We prepped for our snacks and meals for the day.  I cooked bacon for a salad later but you couldn't smell the bacon cooking. Believe that. Of all the smells I wanted in that house bacon would have been a welcomed respite. No such luck. 

Dan got a rug doctor and cleaned the entire carpet with hot water and hydrogen peroxide. He then mowed. He is wonderful.

At three we all called it a day and started to party in the smelly house. 

Dad got us fireworks. Ari and her BF did the work while Dad got attacked by fireants-the hits keep coming. Then I got a few crawl up my leg and attack me. I was done. I was tried, grumpy, bitten, and it was humid out. I went to bed shortly after. I had had enough of this "vacation". 

Today is day two, Thursday after the incident. We are all tired and I am still grumpy. As I am typing I can smell my hands are not quite free of skunk smell.

Overall, I was glad I had my family there to help us out on this and we got a ton of laughs out of it. And how can I ever be mad at this beautiful animal? 


This weekend, we are not doing anything. And Lily is not allowed out after dark.

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

This is Sparta

A few weeks ago I put this sign up at work on the door to the sales office. 


The sign is still up and no one has questioned it because IT IS REAL!! People found out it was me; they just laughed and went back to bullying each other. This place is savage and (read in your mind with a Scottish accent) filled with ogres who will grind up your bones and make a soup from it (stop accent here). August will make two years for me in sales. I will request that my business card be revised: 

Danielle Woofenhoffen
Account Executive
"I will grind up your bones"
Office number-Cell number

I am thankful for my job and will continue to be the monster I need to be to keep it, ya know, this economy and all (insert any other generic complaint about the job market HERE).