A few weeks ago I put this sign up at work on the door to the sales office.
The sign is still up and no one has questioned it because IT IS REAL!! People found out it was me; they just laughed and went back to bullying each other. This place is savage and (read in your mind with a Scottish accent) filled with ogres who will grind up your bones and make a soup from it (stop accent here). August will make two years for me in sales. I will request that my business card be revised:
Danielle Woofenhoffen
Account Executive
"I will grind up your bones"
Office number-Cell number
I am thankful for my job and will continue to be the monster I need to be to keep it, ya know, this economy and all (insert any other generic complaint about the job market HERE).
